In the New Building

This is a collection of statements that were supposed to be our dream within a dream realities of finally being in the new building. Feel free to add to the list in the comments section if you have something worth adding.

In the new Building…


1. Everyone will be perfectly lit all the time, no matter where they are.

2. If you put your ear up to any wall, you can hear the ocean.

3. There will be a constant breeze.

4. Services can go as long as we want, but it will never seem like more than an hour.

5. Justin will never go longer than he’s supposed to.

6. Everyone will know all the words to all the songs, all the time.

7. Phil won’t ever have to mix sound, it will just be perfect.

8. Everyone will be 8 feet tall.

9. People will be able to levitate at will.

10. Water fountains and toilets will be filled with wine.

11. Nothing will ever melt and the temperature will be a constant 74 degrees.

12. Everyone will have a perfect hair day.

13. People can fly.

14. The children will never be sick.

15. We will never have to rehearse.

16. Everyone will have perfect pitch.

17. The worship team will be beamed onto the stage.

18. People from all over the world will automatically speak English.

19. There will not be an offering, just a tree out back that money grows on.

20. Jesus will actually pray every night that Chuck Norris will protect the new building.

21. The church owns the land all the way down to the center of the earth.

22. The church is actually a self-sustaining Ark, good for up to 3 years.

23. It’s impossible to miss a basketball shot from half-court.

24. Everyone can dunk.

25. There will be no need for “in the new building jokes”…because we’ll be in the new building.

26. We will have a separate list of things that we couldn’t do in the Old Building.

27. Background Music will be in the Foreground.

28. Pictures of people will magically have halos over their heads.

29. Food will generate out of thin air whenever you are hungry, from whatever restaurant you want.

30. Everyone will know everyone’s names before they even meet them.